The SportDork is on vacation this week, soaking up the wonderful world of Disney with my in-laws, so I will keep this one short and sweet.  Plus, the cabana bar at the pool runs happy hour from 4 - 6 pm, and it's 4:02 right now.  Those two-for-one beers aren't going to drink themselves.

What's this week's lesson for the SportDork Nation? 
If you are given the choice between a) getting wasted, hopping in your Bentley and running over a pedestrian or b) shooting yourself in the leg in New York City, choose the Bentley.  It's a lot less jail time.
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-21-haugh-bears-chicago-aug21,0,6489499.column)







"Hey Donte - It's Plaxico.  Can I get your attorney's number?"